*Note:This poem has been removed for legal reasons.
Should you see the poem, or a poem like it, contact your nearest police station without delay.
Do not attempt to approach the poem yourself: it is thought to be dangerous.
If the poem (or a poem like it) should approach you, try to act naturally. Do not attempt to reason with it.
The legal reasons for which this poem has been removed have, unfortunately, also been removed at this time.
Should you see anyone attempting to replace poem, reasons, or both, do not hesitate to remove them.
If you've any comments about this poem, Chris Beaton would be pleased to hear from you. So might the authorities, possibly.