More Rain Expected?
The Right Reverend Graham Dow,
Who is the Bishop of Carlisle, has explained how
The floods in Sheffield and its vicinity
Were instigated by a righteous Divinity
Because of the advent of gay marriages,
Which God, apparently, disparages.
But in that case, tell me - why
would the omniscient one choose to frighten
Sheffield, rather than, say, Brighton?
Details of the Bishop's interesting meteorological opinions can be found here.
If you've any comments on this poem, Wayne Carvosso would be pleased to hear from you.