The Favorite Questions

The phone rings.
“Can I call and renew a book?”
Yes, you can!
We hang up.

The phone rings.
“I’d like to call and renew a book.”
That’s nice, I bet you would!
We hang up.

The phone rings.
“Can you tell me what your hours are?”
Yes, we can, we could.
Or maybe we have forgotten.
Maybe no one ever told us.  We just wander in.

Suzie DeGrasse

Suzie DeGrasse ( likes to create amusing surprises for her library patrons to find but would really rather be home with her dogs. She blogs at

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