A la mode
He said, "I want a modern wife."
She tried, in vain, to please.
"I want excitement in my life:
A lap dance or striptease."
"Let's do it in the park!" He leered,
Put out by her composure.
It wasn't being seen, she feared,
But frost bite and exposure.
If you have any comments on this poem, Jo Smythe would be pleased to hear from you.