Density avoids mass.
Mass avoids lump.
Lump avoids tumor.
Tumor avoids cancer.
Iím in love with the woman
on the Women sign.
Maybe itís not love, just lust.
But I mean, look at her!
Donít you want to rip that skirt off
and see whatís under it?
Is she triangular? Or what?
I canít wait to find out.
Why I Love Everyone
Because they try so hard to keep their
children happy. Because they ask
how the reading went. Because they say
I look the same. Because they offer
to take me to the airport. Because they are
hilarious and we remember the same things.
If you have any comments on this poem, Jessy Randall
would be pleased to hear from you.