Number One Fan
I used to think of God a lot,
But now he doesn't interest me.
He may exist, or maybe not,
An unobtrusive deity.
Most likely God collects a pension,
Spends his time at beach resorts,
Relaxes, rarely pays attention,
Sits in bars and watches sports.
That would explain those athletes who
Believe Godís watching all they do.
If you have any
thoughts on this poem, Bruce McGuffin
would be pleased to hear them.