Crespi's Life and Times Poem

Write to Linda Crespi

buy some Whiskas feed the cat

and write a poem not entirely flat

remember to adjust the thermostat

finally break off with Matt

tell Kevin subtly he's a useless prat

do all that washing up and clean the flat

remember mother only eats low-fat

sponge down my jacket where the pigeon shat

and fight the guilt that lies beneath all that