Feest

Ake in thackee trotterzan stoo,
Trillaban ekoos mine splotheimer thoo.
Ick ine un ringa tran bergama noo
Istaban, estaman, flotcamper floo;
Iz gine un flan? Ompflimer flan!
Masathon, lostadom, minter flan hoo.

May mon mistadam, mon mistalam, ma mistos, troo.
Iz gine un flan? Ompflimer flan,
Tristos sec too.

Pars clinos, pars clottos,
Mottos lin diner bot.

Bas bathos, sin pathos,
Man di u foner kot.

Mas miner kot, mas finer kot,
Biner son duso lot.

Mik mot con dia bilo san
Tristos e Christos mis en heimer-stot!
O Vocky, etsie, bee tis
Flot cloff in poole, thish mon
Sternash gris in watta kot,
                en drule mata,
Mis miner con drule, con beener
Sin doner, shhh, set dotto, lax.

Sant Blas.  Pacta pacta.  Sant Lem,
Feesta pan kema son mastalos,
sin lestama.  Io.  Y mon mata
Mephistopoulous lex est doccolas.  Tobo
Ute set domo, ute set plarg, non
Tromo doll, triba maskalos, nay bore
Mon mistos hellos bove.  Verbors con sit
Monstos Krysanthanum, ploo set trottheimer
Casti con mi.  Tu et spectaculam,
Mi in Ackeezan stoo, con duo decaloribus:
Ick ine un ringa sin mistalam noo.

Sam Brenton

If you've any comments on this linguistic beanfeast, Sam Brenton would be pleased to hear from you.

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