Lies are the thing he does; he's good at lies,
Flies' perky monarch with the bulging flies.
Sounds cool, eh? Fogies natch complain, "Not sound."
Round here we like him though. He stands his round,
Dates all the nifty girls - and keeps his date.
Creative, too. Well, we're what he'll create.
"Do it," he whispers,"if you want to, do.
Tabooing is the one thing that's taboo."
It's all so modern; he just reeks of "it".
Bitch, though, about that "pits-of-sulphur" bit.