The record starts up. "Baby, you're a star.
You're such a knockout piece of Tits 'n' Ass.
So, c'mon baby, step inside my car.
We'll drive up to that lonely mountain pass
Where I'll slip off your knickers and your bra.
To strip you nude would really be a gas."
The music fades to silence. So you think
Perhaps it's time you had another drink.

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