The record starts up. "Kiss a severed head.
The ghoulish witch sings drenched in virgins' blood.
I puke the chicken's entrails that I'm fed
And massacre the hobbits in the wood.
My mother says I ought to make my bed.
I want to be so evil but I'm good."
The music fades to silence. So you think
Perhaps it's time you had another drink.

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