The record starts up. "Boy, I'm feeling bad.
I've got bad breath. I smell. I'm eighteen stone.
A whore's the only girl I've ever had.
My dog's just died from choking on a bone.
Last year I lost my Mom and then my Dad.
I want to talk to Jesus on the phone."
The music fades to silence. So you think
Perhaps it's time you had another drink.

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