On his left arm, a dolphin, looking wan,
A dagger, and a British bulldog glaring,
A skull and Eric Cantona; whilst on
The other bicep, Princess Di looks caring,
Above some mawkish words from Elton John.
You catch his eye. You sense you should stop staring,
Or else your face might soon play host to shards
Of broken glass. The woman still plays cards.

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