Three Male Friends
I recall being manipulated with lies. 
An actor, smiling in misdirection.
He was a wealthy genius who never took off his jean jacket. 
The waitress always slept with him.
I think I still love him, 25 years later
if only for the little song he made up about batteries.
J Diego Frey

J Diego Frey has had a number of real and imaginary friends over the years and was a regular viewer of the TV show "Friends," but, if he had to choose, his best friend of all time is: indoor plumbing.  JD is the author of the poetry collection "The Year the Eggs Cracked" (Conundrum Press, 2015). His email address is jdiegofrey@gmail.com and his website is http://www.TheYearTheEggsCracked.info.